When I bit into the burrito it was scalding hot, but when I finished the burrito it was still frozen. This happens every time no matter what side you bite into with Schrödinger's burrito.
by Master Chank April 14, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's burritomug. when you use someone's butt cheeks as a tortilla and fill in their ass crack with burrito fillings--pinto beans, shredded chicken, salsa, sour cream, and perhaps a special sauce from their anus-- and then eat it.
Timothy was upset that Tina's butt burrito didn't have sour cream in it, but he ate it out of her ass crack any way.
by chimericfalcon September 2, 2010
Get the Butt burritomug. The emergency sled the ski patrol uses to drag your wounded body back down the mountain. It gets its name because of its yellow emergency coloring and the fact that the ski patrol wraps the wounded person up.
Dang, Sarah fell took a dive and can't get back on her skis. We're going to have to bring her down in a ski burrito.
by Diva ~D~light January 10, 2009
Get the Ski burritomug. by philperkins August 15, 2018
Get the scotty burritomug. A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).
by daasnescreek April 4, 2006
Get the california burritomug. by b.issues January 15, 2008
Get the school burritomug. Originating from Brown County Jails, WI, a jailhouse burrito consists of canteen items such as Chili Ramen noodles, flaming hot Cheetos, Jalapeño Crunchers, Ranch Doritos, and sometimes other chips, along with mayo or sour cream to alter the flavor, all wrapped in a tortilla. Considered a truly cultural dish in your local jail.
by boss tweed August 13, 2015
Get the Jailhouse Burritomug.