tactical bullshit

An act in which the girl you've been waiting to meet up with bullshits you saying she can't come but she still wants to. She either wants you to think that you are worth her time, usually spent being a suck up lesbian, or that she can't hang out when she said she could.

Guy 1: How was it with you girl today? Get some..
Guy 2: Shit! I didn't even see her. She gave me the tactical bullshit.
Guy 1: Maybe she's with the lesbians?

by tric318920 November 22, 2011

full of bullshit

For descript someone acts like an asshole

Damn ,cok is full of bullshit

by SGHK March 3, 2018

Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.

Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.

Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.

Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.

by R.J.H December 26, 2009

nigger bullshit

the general fact of niggers ruining society. polluting the airwaves with their jungle beats, breathing all the good air, taking all the good white bitches, eating all the fried chicken, ect.

did you hear that new track by 50 cent? complete nigger bullshit.

by the mello December 29, 2007

Back on my bullshit

To be remotivated to seek success. Resurgence in life and motivation. The next level of finesse

I'm back on my bullshit.

by Dr. George Thompson June 19, 2017

bullshit artist

1) Someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) Someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accidental
3) wordsmith

"I swear, tomorrow, I will wear a matador costume"

by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004

Bullshit fondue

The ability to "dip" into a conversation that has no real direction or set topic.

Tony can fit into any group. It doesn't matter what they're talking about. He's definately a master in the art of Bullshit Fondue

by Quazi Evil Zhurdan September 28, 2009