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Thai Bride

A bride which can be brought from a cataloge who are from thialand, it can also be used as a insult.
Tranta's moms a thai bride because she works at a bingo hall
by Tranta February 16, 2006
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corpse bride

A woman who is silent and maintains a passive expression throughtout sexual intercourse. Particularly applies to a woman who is a virgin bride on a honeymoon.
I feel sorry for John - he was really looking forward to shagging Martha for the first time last night, until he found out she was a corpse bride.
by greyshark7 March 14, 2007
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jonah bride

the guy that wears girly boxers, and is a barbie girl. dances to womanizer. likes to put lipstick all over his face. :)
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.
person 1: dude, womanizer is on, i love that song.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.
by <3 ajj and mkm January 27, 2009
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Troll Bride

A fat women who is geting married, a fat ungly woman with an attitude, smelly fat women who trap you into marring them because there pregnant, a mans wife who lets herself go a turns into a fat fucking pig
A troll bride is that stupid, annoying, loud mouthed, fat, smelly, high foreheaded, ugly bitch, who your best bud is getting married too, because he put his dick in the ugly whore and managed to impregnate her, and whom is now being traped by the ungly lump of pig shit into getting married.
by Pissed off Guy living in Jersey December 30, 2007
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Prince Bride

A film by Mike Smith, about a gay Prince who longed for a straight knight.
"the same actor that was in Prince Bride"
by antonia666 March 20, 2005
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runaway bride

(verb) When a guy drops his girlfriend off right in front of the movie theater so she can buy the tickets to a movie they plan to see while he parks the car, but she "accidentally" buys tickets to a chick flick instead.
(Girl): If you drop me off, I'll get the tickets
(Guy): OK, but don't runaway bride me like you did last month.
by jimmy66 May 31, 2012
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War Bride

The title given to someone in the S.C.A or other such historical reenactment event that you camp at, who is sworn to another to take care of all of their needs for the duration of a War. Needs usually consist of, but are not limited to; cooking, armoring, sex, water bearing, cleaning, tent warming, drink fetching and post fight massages.

The bride in turn receives recognition of the battle field for whom their honor is being fought for, a person to whom they can come to with any problems, some one to keep drunken creepers at a distance, the perks and protection of that persons camp and a companion to keep them happy during the War.
"I didn't know you and Chelsie were dating!" "Were not, she lives 3 hours away from me. Shes just my war bride."

"I'm glad I'm Jeff's war bride this event. I keep getting hit on by drunken assholes and hes there to chase them off every time"
by Welsh Maiden September 7, 2012
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