breezer

A fart.

Old Man Wietzel has been blowing breezers all f'in day; he should definitely stop eating those gas station Taco Puffs!

by Ian Akori March 19, 2009

Breeder

Steming from a short film in which they portray an alternate society where homosexuality the norm and a heterosexual girl gets called names, most prominently "Breeder." It has now become an offbeat meme in the gay community to refer to straight people as breeders.

watch video here www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnOJgDW0gPI

a straight couple kisses
"fuckin breeder"

by lillukey August 16, 2018

Dusty Breezer

eating out a hairy mans asshole as he passes gas in your mouth

jesus, last night my girlfriend gave me the meanest dusty breezer

by haley soberman March 6, 2008

Breeder

1. A derogatory term for anyone who reproduces, ever. Generally used by antisocial virgin nerds whose own nurturing instincts are limited to Pokemon. Ironically, most such individuals still live with their parents.

2. A derogatory term for a heterosexual. Generally used by homosexuals.

3. A derogatory term for selfish, irresponsible, or self-absorbed parents. Generally used by anyone who has ever had to listen to a screaming small child that does not belong to them, or anyone who has ever seen octomom's insipid, collagen-filled face on a TV screen or magazine cover.

Those fucking breeders had better not bring their screaming crotchlings to the Transformers 2 premiere! What do they think this is, a kids' movie?

by Jett June 12, 2009

backyard breeder

1. A person who breeds animals, usually horses, that have horrible conformation and shouldn't have been bred because they person can't afford a quality stud/broodmare.

2. Someone who has no business breeding animals because they can't afford to take care of them.

'Yeah, my horse is a fugly but I love him.'

'Where'd you get him?'

'Some backyard breeder. They were living in a junk yard and his dad was sooo fugly.'

by Brookehlynn February 7, 2008

breeder

A type of nuclear reactor used as a major source of power in Europe. Because of the TMI incident, the US has chosen not to capitalize on the vast potential of the Breeder reactor.

"We finally got rid of the POS wind farms and got us a breeder!"

by katan July 28, 2004

breeder hate

When a couple that was once cool has kids and starts hating on situations that they would have been cool with in the past.

My brother and sister inlaw game me alot of breeder hate about going to Vages.

by rustyfishfeet February 28, 2010