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Breakfast of Champions

(1) The trademarked slogan for the General Mills breakfast cereal "Wheaties", a product that has been marketed since 1924.

(2) The title of Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions, or Goodbye Blue Monday".

(3) A ironically humorous expression that is used to indicate a food or beverage that isn't very good for you.
EXAMPLE of senses (1) and (2) :

' The expression "Breakfast of Champions" is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc., for use on a breakfast cereal product. The use of the identical expression as the title for this book is not intended to indicate an association with or sponsorship by General Mills, nor is it intended to disparage their fine products.'

-- Kurt Vonnegut, being ironical on page 1 of the Preface to his 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", a tongue-in-cheek admonition he repeats verbatim in Chapter 18 (on page 195).

EXAMPLE of sense (3):

' I now had Bonnie MacMahon, bring more yeast excrement to . . . Karabekian. Karabekian's drink was a Beefeater's dry martini with a twist of lemon peel, so Bonnie said to him, "Breakfast of Champions."

' "That's what you said when you brought me my first martini," said Karabekian.

' "I say that every time I give anybody a martini," said Bonnie.

' Doesn't that get tiresome?" said Karabekian. "Or maybe that's why people found cities in Godforsaken places like this -- so that they can make the same jokes over and over again, until the Bright Angel of Death stops their mouths with ashes."

' "I just try to cheer people up," said Bonnie. "If that's a crime, I never heard about it till now. I'll stop saying it from now on. I beg your pardon. I did not mean to give offense." '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions", Chapter 19 (pages 208 - 211).
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Breakfast Club

Purdue University tradition, people line up at the bars saturday morning waiting to get wasted before goin to tailgate to get more wasted. All in preperation for some good 'ol boilermaker football
Are you hittin up the breakfast club tomorrow, of course then i'm gonna watch the boilers kick the crap out of Akron
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Boiler the FUCK up!
by dmbcorona41 September 24, 2005
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the breakfast club

the best movie i have ever seen. its funny and drmatic at the same time. its about five people who are completely different, having to spend a day in detention together. They come to relaize that their differences can bring them closer, and in many ways theyre a lot alike. the "impossible" was reached (having them all relate) and they formed the breakfast club. greatest movie iv seen so far in my life.
"you may not talk, you may not move from these seats, and you may not sleep"
by bfastclubfan July 7, 2005
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Whore's Breakfast

Stacy woke up early and had quick whore's breakfast before heading to work.
by Grobb Johnson July 7, 2008
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Pascal's Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg into the the chosen orifice of your sexual partner, scrambling the egg via rigorous intercourse and having them squat over a hot pan releasing the egg and semen into the pan, than frying the mixture and feeding it to them.
I totally gave my wife a Pascal's Breakfast this morning.
by Free Martian May 31, 2019
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Danish breakfast

The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.

One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.

It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.

This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.
On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.
by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020
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Breakfast in China

1. a euphemism for sex with a hot Asian.
2. Dinner in America.
1. "Yeah, tonight I'm gonna have Breakfast in China at my apartment."

2. "Yeah, tonight I'm gonna have Breakfast in China at my apartment. Alone."
by Sheep and Bunny March 28, 2009
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