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Botamian Prophecy

The Botamian Prophecy was a premonition that predicted the exact day and time that the Botamian supreme ruler Peezy was born - January X. It proposed that a savior would fall from sky to guide the weakened civilization, riding on top of a star.

In the premonition, the star crashes into the top of a large Botamian structure, falling through to the middle where moonlight was to dance through the newly created void. The current ruler at the time, along with the villagers, would follow a beam of light that stretched far beyond the clouds.

Based on the brief synopsis of the prophecy, the villagers didn't expect the savior to be a child and quickly grew skeptical of the Prophecy's claims.
Many Botamians abandoned the Botamian Prophecy, believing it was a mere fairy tale.
by B Peezy September 24, 2011
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Botach

An internet-based "company" selling police and military equipment. They are known for their horrible customer service, ripping off customers, and general dishonesty. They operate two sites - botachtactical.com and botachdefense.com
Man, I wish I had researched Botach before ordering from them. If I had only known they were thieves, I would have stayed away!
by OnePissedOffCop March 5, 2010
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botard

A large black trashbag full of piping hot semen which is typically used in practical jokes. Occassionally, to their horror, a person might wake up inside of one.
"WTF, I'M IN A BOTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
by Buster T. Foodcube September 13, 2005
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Bota

Bota is a cute Russian girl who lights up a room when she walks in and likes long walks on the beach, basic I know. She will make your day but not by looking at you because eye contact is a no no for her. She loves mochi, ice cream or regular, it's all good. If you get the chance to meet a beautiful Bota, treasure her forever.
Person 1: Bota is a great hugger, such warm hugs.
Person 2: She's a cute thotie though.
by pancakeyeet November 20, 2019
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botard

an academically-challenged individual of sub-marginal intelligence; a retarded person; a retard
John slammed his pecker in the door...what a fuckin' botard, man!
by weave March 27, 2003
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Napoleon Bonaparte

basically the real life version of Levi Ackerman. further proof that midgets make the best military leaders.
Napoleon Bonaparte suffers from Ackerman syndrome, a condition that makes your body short but increases the length of your dick, a trait that is crucial for any successful leader.
by t0x1c w4st3 May 31, 2021
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betapression

The depression directly connected to not being able to beta test for halo 3 or other games. :'(
Mom: whats the matter son?
son: Beta closed for halo 3. Now I have Betapression
by G4Joe_from_ohio_ September 25, 2007
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