ankle or knee high black clunky boots, occasionally zippered or laced with fur. popular with trailer trash... they are considered a name tag that says "FUCK ME, I'M EASY" in capital letters
by lauren August 31, 2003
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Cause: alone women at night will come to realize that there in bed with no significant other and start to feel anxious for something to fill the other side of the bed
Cause: alone women at night will come to realize that there in bed with no significant other and start to feel anxious for something to fill the other side of the bed
Time:*1:30*
Matty private snap:"someone should hmu or come over" *picture of her exposed booty"
All the men on her snap: "did you know that a whale has the second biggest dick"
Matty: "oh really?"
All the boys on her snap: "wanna know what the biggest is?"
Matty: "mine"
All the boys on her snap: *fucking dies*
My virgin friend: "that's what called booty call hours when a girl pleads for attention all the wrong way"
Matty private snap:"someone should hmu or come over" *picture of her exposed booty"
All the men on her snap: "did you know that a whale has the second biggest dick"
Matty: "oh really?"
All the boys on her snap: "wanna know what the biggest is?"
Matty: "mine"
All the boys on her snap: *fucking dies*
My virgin friend: "that's what called booty call hours when a girl pleads for attention all the wrong way"
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Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
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Then, aim for the hole.
The use that tongue like it's a machine gun nigga
Then, aim for the hole.
The use that tongue like it's a machine gun nigga
1: "I ate that hoes booty. Tight as fuck mah nigga,"
2: "Lemme show you how to eat the booty, mah nizzle,"
2: "Lemme show you how to eat the booty, mah nizzle,"
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