This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
Get the Bobcat Boner Blundermug. Bobcat Pavejob refers to a cruel form of punishment given to pedophiles. It’s where their flaccid penis is stretched (painfully) onto wet concert by an actual Bobcat and held there until the concrete solidifies. They’re also given nothing to eat or drink.
by Hck94 April 27, 2025
Get the Bobcat Pavejobmug. (n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.
Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"
(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
by TimJongUn May 10, 2016
Get the Bobcat Syndromemug. A much-older version of a cougar or jaguar. While a cougar is a 40-something who wears outrageous clothing and makeup and preys on younger men (and a jaguar is in her 50s-60s), a bobcat is in her 70s to 90s.
by ILoveSamNDean February 4, 2009
Get the bobcatmug. When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.
by elgrandechungus June 11, 2022
Get the Bobcat Napmug. Nothing to do with a cougar in training, this a stubbly-faced freak who after 11:07 PM (ET) will be all up in your grill (assuming you are a good looking lady who is younger than himself) about a late night hookup. That would be a Bobcat.
But in the case of a REVERSE Bobcat, like others in the cat family, once it has captured its prey and has the capability to do with it what it will : nothing interesting happens. It was all meow, no claws.
But in the case of a REVERSE Bobcat, like others in the cat family, once it has captured its prey and has the capability to do with it what it will : nothing interesting happens. It was all meow, no claws.
"That older guy over there, Steve McFeelington seems like a good fellow, Margaret. Mayhaps you and him should haveth a roll in thy hay."
"No way, Cindie - Trisha said he's a total reverse bobcat. I don't want no scrubs. A scrub is a reverse bobcat who won't get no love from me."
"No way, Cindie - Trisha said he's a total reverse bobcat. I don't want no scrubs. A scrub is a reverse bobcat who won't get no love from me."
by Mr. Andersons September 21, 2009
Get the Reverse Bobcatmug. Bobcat-gay equivalent to cougar
by Spacecowgirl2004 October 23, 2023
Get the Bobcatmug.