Get the suicide blonde mug.Blonde Roots: (n)
1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy
1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy
Blonde: Wow, I really need to go to the salon, my roots are showing
Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"
Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"
by vball1346 May 23, 2010
Get the Blonde Roots mug.Related Words
Blound
• bloundblox
• blounded
• blounder
• Blonde
• blonde moment
• blondie
• Blond
• Blonde Mafia
• blonde race
The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.
Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.
by J.Dee. January 22, 2014
Get the Blond Conspiracy mug.The tricking of a gullible person. It's like blindfolding, except no blindfold is required because they are so gullible.
"How did she make him think a grapefruit was her mouth?"
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
by rainbowdust919 December 29, 2014
Get the blondfold mug.20 plus big beefy black men surround a dainty little Indian man and nut on his head turning his hair blonde.
by indianblondy January 6, 2022
Get the blonde indian mug.The name given to a blonde with a bald vagina, smooth, hairless with a small blow hole for squirting!!
That stripper was hott, a true dolphin blonde too!!
I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!
I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!
by 6ysusie September 19, 2009
Get the dolphin blonde mug.JOHNNY SUH OF NCT
"johnny of nct is so tall, blond, and gorgeous."
"my mans johnny's is so tall, blond, and gorgeous like my mcdonald's french fries."
"my mans johnny's is so tall, blond, and gorgeous like my mcdonald's french fries."
by ilovevivi November 9, 2020
Get the tall, blond, and gorgeous mug.