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Blohan

1. A widely used alternative to the words "LINDSAY LOHAN".
2. A girl (or gay male) who gets around and will sleep with anything that'll spread its legs.
Girl 1: Omg, did you hear what--er, who-- Blohan did on the weekend?

Girl 2: Yes she totally hooked up with Jared Leto over the weekend. Or was it Stavros Niarchos? Wait.. it was totally another one of Paris' exes. Paris Latsis?

Girl 1: Yes she did those all of guys but she also banged Mcfly's drummer! She also had another whack at Wilmer Valderrama! Word is she's also banging random English men.

Girl 2: There's Blohan for ya. Blowing the world one man at a time.
by Meayghyn July 6, 2006
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blot 'em

1. slang for "Gotcha!" or essentially when you see your friend proved wrong or look like an ass, exclaim "Blot 'em!" so everyone knows.
you: i cant believe i bet all my $ on the Yanks. they suck!
me: Blot 'em!
by ayemcee December 11, 2007
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A blot can be anything from a pair of knickers to a door knocker
Examples. You are a blot, have you seen my blot, wow look at her blot,blot
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Blithering Secant

Someone or something that has been an absolute idiot that there is no other thing you can call them. By referencing them to a line that intersects a parabola, you assert complete male alpha dominance.
Person 1 :"(does something idiotic)"
Me: "You Blithering Secant!"
by barbariancoc October 28, 2019
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