cock block

1) What always happens to Timothy Nee.
2) What is done to Tim.
3) What Tim does to himself.

Tim, you define cock block.

by TKE-ON 294-312 December 28, 2005

cock block

when some fag ruins your game wit a female. . sometimes done intentionally

When your bouts to get your dick sucked right. . and your boy drunk as fuck comes in a sits next to you to talk about this hoe he was spittin at

by Jim April 12, 2003

cock block

When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.

Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.

by Dave February 1, 2004

Cock Block

I situation where a man is prevented from having relations with his significant other.

I was wonking my girlfriend and my roomate came in and cockblocked me.

by Tony September 3, 2004

cock block

An attempt to block another's sexual intentions by an object, friend (or foe), family member, pets (kittens), or extraterrestrials (the womens friends).

When trying to seek action from your female counterpart, you are interrupted by the "cute" kittens (cock blocks) who were sent from Hell to ruin your intentions.

You have been planning on watching a movie with your female counterpart, with hopes on "gettin" in there. You recently found out that a chick flick was rented, and all the extraterrestrials are going to raid the bedroom, ruining any chance of stimulation.

When a friend or foe approaches you and the smokin' female your mackin' in a bar, and asks if your herpes have flared up recently.

by Mist_SiR February 13, 2008

cock block

someone stupid and annoying who is always in the way when a guy is trying to spend 'alone' time with his girl. these are very annoying and can be often defeated by spraying water on them till they melt or kicking them hard in the genitals.

"hey did it ever go anywere with that girl your into?"
"no unfortunatly that cock blocker tommy H was around"
"dude that sucks, im soooo sorry, will you ever recover"
"no."

by funnyfunnyfunny February 24, 2010

Cock Blocking

Stopping an individual from getting any action through word of mouth

Walking up to some Beezy and saying " that guy just wants to fuck you"
Or when someone is laying the "Mack" coming up and being like "hey playa whos this bitch your with she is Fuckable are you gonna give me a turn"That is being a Cock blocking bastard

by Dnagy April 17, 2006