Blake

A big ol' dicked man that usually swings his schlong like a helicopter. He also enjoys porn and milk with cookies. He pimps, not simps, and he is probably jerking off as he types this.

Im Blake

by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021

Blake

someone so hairy and so smelly, the sheer sight of his wooly body makes you gag and the stench making your soul leave,. blake has so many mental disorders he sticks syringes of jizz and blue gatorade (sour sweat potion) up the booty shoots of his enemies

i saw blake and now i have gatorade and aids

by thecumdodger August 18, 2022

Blake

A hippie bottom

"Hey look it's Blake, the hippie bottom"
"Wait what's a hippie bottom?"
"A hippie that's a bottom"

by Iammickey April 6, 2022

Blake

A type of bloke who sells drugs to you’re nan

Who are you committing a Blake to my nan

by Shweppsy November 18, 2019

[Blake]

To bail without verbal notification at the last minute on a large scale event that you may or may not have planned and to make yourself unreachable by cell phone, text, or email for the duration of the event and at least three days following.

Hey, where's the other groomsman? He's still in Phoenix. I knew he'd Blake.

by Mr. San Carlos August 3, 2008

blake

usually a boys name but sometimes a girl. very funny, outgoing, gorgeous, and loud. she has a lot of drama because everyone is jelous of her because she is so perfect. shy around boys and some girls when you first meet her, but once you get to know her she is so much fun to be around. she is the bestest friend you could every ask for.

boy1: who is that hotty?
boy2: oh that's blake! yea she's pretty hot

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnnn November 23, 2013

Blake

Gay

“You ever seen that man Blake in the hall?”
“Yeah that nigga gay.”

by Chupapi69 November 23, 2021