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Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog
by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011
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bitchin

Spartacus is a bitchin name for a hamster.
by Miranda121212 July 2, 2011
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bitchin' rick roll

A rick roll so epic that it causes chaos and disorder.
Missy rick rolled some dude and he got so mad he cried foul and threw a fit, soon followed by sheer internet chaos. That was one bitchin' rick roll.
by wordsmith80 April 1, 2010
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Lung Bitching

The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.
“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”
by MeDabeast December 28, 2011
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bitchinticity

noun;1. A state of maximum, supreme, grande, unattainable bitch.
noun;2. Being in the state of being made someone's bitch. When made someone's bitch, you are not able to do shit about it because you are that select individual's bitch.
I was hanging out with Eric, and I then realized that his bitchinticity was too overwhelming for my threshold, and I then progressed to pop that motherfucker in the nuttal sac.

Because of the bitchinticity laid upon Vincent, he was not able to do shit about it.
by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008
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bitchiness

Refers to the level or amount to which a bitch is being bitchy or bitch-like.
"I know you're having a bad day but tone down the bitchiness."
by rjoynesjr July 6, 2008
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drive-by bitching

When someone drives by and yells bitch at you
I was the victim of a drive-by bitching. He had a mullet and was driving a Camaro.
by ohmypuddin July 29, 2004
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