Birthday Defriend

To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.

"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."

by its_just_easier February 27, 2012

presidential birthday

One's 35th Birthday. At 35 years of age one meets the minimum age requirement to be president of the United States. This qualifies the 35th Birthday as a milestone and permits one to turn it up a notch and get buckwild, while maintaining a sense of regality.

It's your Presidential Birthday Dan. You're 35 now so, put your pants back on, stop acting so jackassy and finish those tequila shots..Mr President.

by SuckABallYall January 13, 2017

birthday whore

Doesn't matter what day her birthday is, a birthday whore sucks up the whole month and makes it her birthday. You begin celebrations on the first of the month and end the festivities 4 am (or whenever the bars close) the last day of the month.

Christine's a birthday whore...she's having her birthday all November long.

by hotbaby514 June 10, 2012

birthday suit

having no clothes or covering garments upon ones body; nude

I got really drunk and ran around in my birthday suit!

by D. Willy April 24, 2003

birthday sex

Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences.

The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.

Nah, can't come out tonight... I'm hoping for birthday sex.

by evilbrent September 19, 2006

Birthday Luck

On your birthday, a nuclear explosion of luck happens inside you. It causes you to have the ability to do anything. That attractive guy/girl you like? You're dating. That proposal you were worried about showing your boss? Got you a promotion. Daft Punk? They're playing at your house.

Guy 1: So wait, you're calling in sick today to take Caroline to the Usher concert? Nice!

Guy 2: Wrong. Usher invited me and my beautiful lady-friend to personally chill with him today.

Guy 1: Damn! How the hell did you pull that off?

Guy 2: Birthday Luck, man!

by WhoDeyWhoDat April 9, 2011

famous birthdays

The site that ranks how famous a person is based on "boosts" from little kids.
Often referred to as "the retard choice awards".

Guy: Have you ever heard of Famous Birthdays?
Little Kid who likes to eavesdrop: JacOb SarToriOs is most FamOs in da wrld
Other Guy: Oh, you mean the retard choice awards?

by coolnuke69 January 3, 2019