Birth code 

The area code of the city you were born in. Sometimes you can use the city you grew up in if you lived there for most of you life.

303, 813, 305, 718 are examples of birth codes

Birth code by that birth code guy November 13, 2009

Birth Certificate 

It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.

Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!

They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.

Birth Certificate by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 19, 2010

Birth Control Friend 

A woman usually ugly who blocks you from taking her better looking friend home.

Here come Melissa and damn Jenny that fat bitch is the biggest Birth Control Friend (BCF) ever!

Birth Control Friend by DinoFauci January 8, 2011

birth junkie 

A person who can't seem to get enough of anything related to birth. (i.e. stories, photos, videos, etc.)

In high school all Britney could talk about was cheerleading, but now that she has had a baby she has turned into a total birth junkie.

birth junkie by RustyBuddha August 14, 2010

Birth Control 

A term used to describe something/someone ugly. Can be used to describe a person's face, clothes, or personality.

Jack: Wow, her clothes are major birth control.

Jerry: Yeah so is her face.

Birth Control by Jennaftw November 21, 2009

birth control 

1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.

2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.

Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.

Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?

birth control by poortourcheredsoul October 7, 2010

birth giver 

A complex wrestling move invented by Jimmy Dean that doubles-over as a great excuse to put a girl in a very nice position. One day to hopefully used during sex.

Dude Jeremy, she says she's never seen the birth giver...

birth giver by Jimmee Dean May 1, 2005