north birmingham academy

This is known as a good school but really all girls are slaggy little bitches who think they are the shit!! 🙄 And the lads walk round thing there big man an ting when really they are little scrawny scum bags 👌🏻👌🏻

Girl: You heard of north Birmingham academy
Boy: yeh it’s full of loads of bagheads an slags
Girl: really,
I thought it was a good school tbh, guess not...

by IOnlyEverSpeakTheTruthh November 11, 2017

carson wayne birmingham

a living demon, no one will ever like him, LOVES to annoy his sister. jump off a cliff carson😚

"wow carson wayne birmingham is REALLY a beaver with them teeth"

by yourselfforever February 19, 2020

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 31, 2014

Birmingham Enema

When you put an m80 firecracker in your anus and light the fuse causing your asshole to flay open like Ronnie McNutt’s cranium.

A stupid cunt broke into my house so I hogtied the fucker and gave him a Birmingham Enema.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

The Birmingham baton

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo

My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Birmingham

Having a Sex change

Going fur a Birmingham is going for a sex change.

It’s neither north or south.

You go with a penis and come out with a mangina.

by Bernmogg June 14, 2024

Birmingham

literally if you wanna go to birmingham just go to the local tip

eg.

"where do you come from"
"birmingham"
"oh god stay the fuck away from me"

by forehead69420 May 27, 2019