BIF

Boutique investment firm.

You said you work in finance right? Where at?
“I work at BIF, you’ve probably never heard of it.”

by dvnprt April 7, 2022

BIF

Book Industry Fascist. BIFs are book trolls, and they often pretend to be experts in the industry. So, on the surface, they appear to be professional book industry representatives, but behind the scenes, they behave like trolls. They're a segment of gatekeepers in the book industry who try to prevent authors from succeeding with their books, especially novels. BIFs typically troll books for one or two reasons. They usually troll with the goal of getting some monetary compensation for a service, such as editing or paying for good reviews. They do this by making authors so afraid of getting bad reviews that they end up paying for good reviews to some scam organization of which the BIF pushed them into by giving the book a terrible review. In other words, BIFs exploit the book industry by scamming authors, especially independently published authors. BIFs also tend to be jealous, failed authors who can't stand for other authors to succeed. So, they purposely try to ruin other authors' potential success while also exploiting them in the process, and they do this by trolling those authors' books.

Those book trolls are a bunch of BIFs!

by Ariel52 January 27, 2021

BIFFED

When you’re not just miffed, but you’ve also got beef. It’s the ultimate combo of being salty, annoyed, and ready to side-eye someone for days.

“Karen got biffed after losing in Mario Kart… said it was ‘just a game’ but she hasn’t made eye contact in 48 hours.”

by DopeNeveen Sarahtonin September 16, 2025

bifs

when something is cool, a vibe, or chill

Ts was mad bifs

by A_R5619 January 30, 2025

Bif Head

A word that means big beefy monkey head

omg look he looks like a monkey and has a big beefy head, he’s a bif head

Bif heads are usually very annoying people and you shouldn’t associate with them

by Lani.27 April 29, 2024

Biffing

Biffing, is the act of a dominant other ramming a long metal tube up your butt, and pumping blue ooze into your blood stream. This is not a sexual act.

Mr. Biffit, spent his whole summer biffing all the boys at summer camp.

by Mr.biffit May 5, 2024

bif

"Boy I'm Fucking"

Used during the awkward stage of a relationship where neither party is ready for labels.

Q: What's going on between you and Aaron?

A: Oh, he's my bif.

Counterpart: gif

by Ron Wheezy June 28, 2022