mexican bicycle

to sit on the face of a suggestive female, facing "south" while simultaneously inserting penis between the juggs and jirating.
edward rode my mexican bicycle like champ!
by billy d jenkins December 30, 2006
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ride the bicycle

To hook up or make out with someone. It is a very general term for sexual conduct with another human. It is often expressed in the past tense as "rode the bicycle."
Matt: How was your night last night, man?
Joseph: Pretty sweet, I rode the bicycle!
Matt: With Maria?
Joseph: Yeah totes, but we didn't ride the bicycle all the way home if you know what I mean.
by limoncello! October 07, 2013
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Desperate Bicycles

Coolest fucking punk band ever. DIY punk at it's purest. They made weird songs that were totaly different from anything else going on. check them out that's all can say.

It was easy, It was cheap, GO AND DO IT!!!!
dude 1 - so what did you think of the desperate bicycles recordings i gave you.

dude 2 - the next day after hearing them i was so fucking inspired i learned a bunch of instruments and made my own weird songs.
by desperate bicycles fan July 27, 2008
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Messy Bicycle

When a mans penis gets stuck in a moving bicycle and accidentally triggers an ejaculation.
oh I got myself stuck in a bit of a messy bicycle this morning
by Dank Spanker January 18, 2018
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sick bicycle

Sick bicycle is when you remove the seat from your bike and stick a dildo in the seat pole to get ass pounded while cycling.
Did you see that bloke riding sick bicycle down the foreshore today?
by Random innocent bystander March 03, 2016
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Bicycle Egotism

The feeling of moral and physical superiority one derives from riding a bicycle instead of driving a car.
Justin felt so good about himself from riding his bike to work all week, he delivered an obnoxious sermon to his co-workers about refusing to contribute to the destruction of the environment and resource wars. And that was when he realized he had bicycle egotism.
by doktorj February 19, 2014
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bicycle bob

to be homeless and seen riding or walking your bike
hey look over there, its a bicycle bob picking up cans
by shady character February 08, 2007
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