Mercedes-Benz

The shittiest type of car ever...believe me

do not buy a Mercedes...the new ones are crap and i know someone who has a 1999 model and the dealer he brings it to (Foreign Motors West, in Natick or Framingham, Massachusetts), SETS UP THE COMPUTER IN THE CAR SO THAT WARNING LIGHTS COME ON. THEN HE TAKES IT IN, THEY CHARGE HIM 500 BUCKS, AND THEY FIX NOTING. FUCKING BASTARDS! DONT BUY A MERCEDES! GET A JAPANESE CAR LIKE A HONDA OR TOYOTA

by GERMAN CARS SUCK August 4, 2004

mercedes benz GLE

Mercedes Benz's ML was its first SUV designed for the masses. Main competitors is the Lexus RX, BMW X5, Acura MDX, Audi Q7. Its a mid sized suv that succeeded the ML. Engines range from a 4 cylinder diesel to the turbocharged V8 in the 63. It is made in Vance, Alabama.

Her: Oooo you got a mercedes key! what is it!?
Him: Just nothing but a mercedes benz GLE 350 4Matic

by mercedesman123 February 23, 2023

Big Body Benz

A big hoe who gets paid.

A down ass big bitch who knows how to get it betta than most.

BBW provider on the internet who makes a lot of money.

Top dolla big hoe.

A big body hoe who's game tight and paid right.

"Nigga you trippin, that's my big body benz, I put her up against any of your top tens!

by hoetalk July 10, 2011

mercedes-benz

A car maufacturer that makes luxurious cars and also fast ones too. Though the're cars are getting shittier every year, we love the old school ones, the old ones, with the convertible, leather, and a great queality. Mercedes was bought by Chrysler (don't believe those ass holes who say merceds bought chrysler cause it is a lie and the fact is chrysler bought mercedes benz).

mercedes-benz rocks...
Chrysler rocks....
Dodge rocks.....
Jeep rocks......
Ford sucks ass.......
GM sucks ass........
Toyota sucks ass....
Honda sucks ass.....
Ferrari rocks.....

by Ripan February 15, 2006

Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act done by three men and one girl,the girl lying on her side.Each of the three men then inserts their penis into each one of her holes(anal-oral-vaginal combo) forming the star.They then hold hands completing the circle,and thus the Mercedes logo.This is what is commonly referred to Mercedes-Benzing.

The other night me and my two buddies gave this girl a Mercedes-Benz,she loved it.Her mom said she'd like one too.

by GrandDukeKestutis August 5, 2022

Mercedes-Benz AMG GT

The best Mercedes, change my mind

Mercedes-Benz AMG GT is the best Mercedes

by the random. December 1, 2021

Mercedes-Benz GL/S

The big Mercedes SUV designed for the American market, the GL/GLS is one of the most popular cars among rich white moms. These gargantuan Benzes are even larger than Range Rovers and match the mammoth proportions of a Cadillac Escalade. Like the Lexus RX, Range Rover, Mercedes-Benz E-Class and Audi A4, these things are everywhere in predominantly white wealthy suburbs, shuttling kids to lacrosse and lugging around Nordstrom bags and Restoration Hardware furniture in the trunk.

The Mercedes-Benz GL/S is Daimler's Range Rover.

by henry1272838442 October 18, 2022