giant beefeater

shockingly bad present. see series 2 of i'm alan partridge.

- so what did you get for christmas?
- shit all. load of giant beefeater. you?
- same.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

bell beefer

A noticeable mistake in a passage of music.

Johnny hit a real bell beefer on the second chorus of "Sweet Home Alabama."

by Rusty Chops May 21, 2015

beefer

adj.
1. A guy or girl who is WAY too muscular/large/tall for their own good.
2. A goodlooking guy (tall, muscular).

1. HOLY SHIT! That chick on the softball team is a frieken BEEFER! Watch out!
2. Daaaaamn dude he's a beefer...hook it up.

by Andrea August 7, 2004

beebed

Being caught in the line of fire by someone either on a roid-rage or a self-indulged hormonal rampage. This may be in the form of verbal abuse, neglect, or sexual assault.

"Things were going so well with me and Beebs until I bought this dog - then he flipped out and wrote me off. I sure got Beebed"

"Ruff, Ruff, arf! Asshole!"

"So I went to gym class today and this short topheavy kid got all pissed off at me because I sat on his powerbar. I sure got Beebed."

by KneeMaster May 27, 2006

beefers

a word used to describe people with extremely large breasts

(lady walks past) she has beefers!!

by Allan Galeziewski July 23, 2007

Beefer

These are not just regular fat kids. They are fat, athletic men on the offensive line who can turn and run at any moment, skip pull and ram with the utmost efficiency, and rub a little nasty on their opponent (i.e. Tea-bag). Some may call beefers by another alias which is willmanites. The select few in this brotherhood are joined together by one name, the Beefer Nation. The 2008 offensive linemen for the Permian high school football team are the original founders of the Beefer Nation, and therefore have the privilege to elect other people as beefers.

Man did you see all those beefers?!....No those are just fat kids...

by DasPfloog52 November 16, 2010

Beeedle (3 e's)

One of those wankjackets who constantly patrols the corridors looking for menial reasons to be disproportionally angry about. Usually hailing from the north east of england the beadle will never reach full maturity and will be dammed to a sexually replusive 'inward willy' causing him a great sense of inadaquacy however breast feeding form the father until the age of 20 will transfer huge amounts of testosterone and results in a massivly inflated ego. Apart from genrally bitch moaning the beadles sole vocal ability is to announce his finincal status to employees who have already seen him coming and started to leg it.

beeedle (3 e's) can only be truly be understood by those who have met a beeedle however below describes a typical beeedle interaction.

Me: shit, beeedles in the corridor and the windows jammed closed.

Beadle: Moan moan moan.... you've done something wrong... fuck I'm rich and your not.

Me: fuck you beeedle

by Big Jim the man fae forrrrez! January 22, 2015