Beaned

The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.

I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.

by DoppelgangerAlpha June 4, 2016

Beaned

An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.

I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me

by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010

beaned

a synonym for rammed ; tackled.

Yo my back hurts during PE Johnny beaned me.

by The Definition Of Finesse ; Me September 11, 2018

Beamer

A person whose life is devoted to playing video games.

Word originates from the beaming that goes on between said beamer and the tv set on which he is playing his game.

Jim called himself a gamer; but everyone at school made fun of him calling him a beamer.

by DimDog December 27, 2008

Get beaned

Getting beaned is the worst way to die, suffering the greatest nae nae

I'm not going to kill your going to get beaned

by Pardo Broz October 15, 2016

beamer

A BMW motorcycle. NOT to be confused with bimmer, a BMW automobile.

"Hey Ian, check out my new beamer!"
"Thats a sedan not a motorcycle jackass"

by bmw enthuisist July 2, 2009

Beaked

When a hot guy with a dead nerve ending in his lower lip on the right side gets hurt by a swan in the eye. There is major contact between the bird's beak and the hot guy's eye, resulting in a black eye that makes him look hot and tough.

I got beaked!

by IloveMiloVentimigliafOSHOOO May 25, 2009