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Beagle

Easily one of the best dog breeds, it is known for their cute floppy ears and iconic “aroo!” sound. While loud, they’re also very lovable and love playing and cuddling. All of them are good boys (or girls).
Person 1: what’s your favorite dog breed?
Person 2: the beagle!
Person 1: why?
Person 2: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That’s beagle for “they’re so cute and cuddly and playful and funny!” Well, aroo can mean just about anything depending on the beagle and the context. Really though, beagles are perfect
Person 1: wow, beagles are amazing! Aroooo!
by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023
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Bagel the Beagle

The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!
Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023
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Beagle

When a person titghtens their rectum or sphincter muscle. Best used for anal pleasure
Honey you need to work on your beagle before bed tonight.
by Jman4794 December 2, 2022
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Beagle

one of a breed of small hounds having long ears, short legs, and a usually black, tan, and white coat.
Lincoln Heights resident Juan Valdivia, 37, cut short his walk around the park with his 7-year-old beagle, Lucy.
by Owen Cerruto April 6, 2023
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acting like a beagle

snooping through shit
me- man he was just acting like a beagle
friend- a beagle?
me- like snoopy.
friend- ah he was snoopin thru ur shit? thats crazy
by lunaiscool December 3, 2023
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Beagle banger

Young guy who likes to bang older broads who's vagina is beat up to the point that it hangs to the side like a beagle with his tongue hanging out.
That dudes a beagle banger! Heard he was hanging with your mom the other day!
by Eddieeggs September 21, 2023
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Beagle

the best dog breed in the world, its so adorable, if you hate the beagle, what the fuck is wrong with you.
(House 1) dad i love beagles
I love you son
(House 2) dad i despise beagles
im gonna go get the milk
by Mr. Beagle October 7, 2023
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