Bats

Short form of Batman. Often used by comic book writers.

Didja hear about the latest scandal? The guy who plays Bats in "Dark Knight" was accused of assault!

by pentozali July 24, 2008

bat

To put a bat on someone means to kick the shit through somebody.

We're gonna put a bat on him.

Lets bat him.

by cumbrian sheep farmer February 28, 2006

bat

Gay, homosexual, chutney. arse

Cov The Bat, 'takes it up the arse (bat)'

by And Chips? January 6, 2004

bat

a stick

hit the ball with that stick(bat) luca

by weeeneerr June 2, 2011

BAT

Acronym for Big Ass Turd

"Dude i just dropped a BAT! "
"Must have been all that Krystal from last night"

"Im locking my door so you dont use my bathroom.. the other day i came home and there was a fucking clogged BAT in there and i nearly puked"

by daniac March 8, 2012

Ass Bats

Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.

Did you just touch my ass? No it must have been ass bats I think I saw one flying around earlier...

by Billy_ott October 25, 2012

Bat Submarine

When someone makes a comment and someone else repeats it soon after, claiming it as their own. Often, but not always, trying to one up the original idea.

Emmet - We could build a submarine!
*short delay*
Batman - We could build a Bat submarine

by Spankie, EarlyDays January 27, 2015