baseball 

true definition: gay

"Dude, that's so baseball"

"It's baseball!"

baseball by Jakeywakey June 28, 2008

Baseball 

a sport for soft kids where you hit a round ball called the baseball with a bat

Todd is so soft.

Thats why he plays baseball

Baseball by ShawnTight January 21, 2009

baseball 

The ultimate pussy sport in high school. Played by outta shape kids who think they're athletic, but really couldn't run a mile if their lives depended on it.

Guy 1: Hey don't you have a baseball game tonight?
Guy 2: Nope. It got canceled. There's a puddle on the field.

baseball by 123454321 September 1, 2008

Baseball 

1) A sport consisting mainly of standing in a field or in a bullpen, chewing gum, spitting that gum out, and kicking up some dust to get mad at someone

2) A very hard object, that when whipped hard enough, can kill people who have been making fun of your 3-legged rabbit Potsie

1) I'd rather fornicate myself with 3 hot rods simutaneously then play baseball.

2)Dude, I just hit Ben Affleck with a baseball!

Baseball by Exhibit May 17, 2005

baseball 

A game played by people to scared to play lacrosse.

Baseball kid 1: Yo man lets go play some baseball!
Baseball kid 2: Okay! And after you can rub some hemroid cream on rear!
Baseball kid 1: ALRIGHT@!@!@@!#

baseball by klhsalkdhsalkdhlka March 5, 2008

baseball 

worst activity (not sport) known to man. everyone who plays this sucks giant d*ck. this game is only played the biggest queers in the school. notice the real SPORTS like lacrosse football and basketball get all the girls. the kids who play baseball have little ass dicks. fucking baseball is so gay everyone who plays it should be killed. its only for the gayest mother fuckers out there. peace. fuck you baseball players.
some kid: i play baseball.

me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!

some kid: i play baseball.

me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!
this is what that one faggot's (who said the same exact stuff about lacrosse) definition of baseball should be

baseball by getownedbaseball July 8, 2010

baseball 

A game losers play because they aren't cool enough for lacrosse. also, baseball is meant for people that are lazy and are afraid to get hurt.

Johnny is a loser, so he plays baseball.

baseball by Cody3242423415345345324 October 6, 2006