Bafooligan

Someone who is making a fool of themselves or is being a jackass trying to impress someone or a group of people

Guy: *Snorts pop rocks*
Lady: "Wow, real mature, bafooligan."

by jefar123456789 November 3, 2011

Barfoot

A Barfoot is an inhumanely large piece of poop. The sheer girth of the fece makes you wonder as to how a person's anus can dilate to such a degree. Some have theorized that an abnormally large, Barfoot-type anus may be genetically linked through promiscius anal sex of the Barfooter's mother. More likely however, the Barfooter's anus has been repeatedly expanded through penetration of large objects such as horse cocks, baseball bats, and possibly wine bottles.

"Dude, did you see that Barfoot floating around the shitter? That guy must have an asshole like a clown's pocket!"

"That slut takes it up the Hershey Highway so much, she must drop mad Barfoots."

by Gerald Smith June 1, 2006

Balrog

1. A monster form the Lord of the Rings
2. A demeaning put down usually preceded by your mum. Can go into sprees and double balroging.

Frodo - Omg what is that? Oh... Its just a Balrog
Gandalf - Your Mum's a Balrog

by The Happiest Emo March 25, 2009

Balrog

A college student who has been in the same course for several years because he doesn't study.

That Balrog...a student from an older batch. He shall not pass!

by Smilodactyl222 February 5, 2015

barforama

The process of spewing your innards out in a projectile type manner.

Have you ever eaten so much food that you literally had a barforama in the toilet?

by Genn December 6, 2002

baffona

Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.

"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"

"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

bafrillion

The highest number in existence.

1. Fuck, why is it like a bafrillion degrees in your room?

2. Contrary to popular belief, numbers don't actually go on forever, they stop at a bafrillion

by notter87 October 20, 2008