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Throbbing English Bowtie

The act of contorting one's long skinny, male member into the shape of a bowtie in many twists and knots until it is throbbing.
Yo dog she funna give me a Throbbing English Bowtie
by STP Hansel March 18, 2006
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Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant

A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.
In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.
by Spartacus Sanchez February 20, 2009
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boston bowtie

Either titty fucking a girl, or letting her straddle your cock - you ejaculate under her chin, letting the pool of semen spill down the side of her neck creating a bowtie effect.
by kramerkranzky September 7, 2016
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Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
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sparklely bowtie

When a man and woman scissor and the man ejaculates on the outside of the woman's vagina and proceeds to throw sparkles on semen.
"I love the feeling of sparkles and cum on my vagina after my man gives me a sparklely bowtie."
by Thoughtful Jew July 22, 2016
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Bosnian Bowtie

when a dude fucks a girl in her stoma (breathing hole in her neck) and the balls make it look like she's wearing a bowtie
That Bosnian Bowtie looked great on you
by Pingpong980 August 24, 2014
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Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning
Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022
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