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1. To aggressively, lovingly, spiritually connect with someone in a way that definitely involves tangled sheets and an aftermath of snacks and cuddles.
2. To hook up with chaotic enthusiasm; to smash with intensity.
3. To bang/bone/have sex.
• “Don’t look at me like that unless you’re trying to bork.”
• “They fought, made up, and borked like they’ve never borked before.”
• “I wanna bork you til the cows come home.”
Bork by Chigwhit February 15, 2026
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Börk Has no actual meaning it just a thing swedish people say to piss of Norway
Börk! BÖRK!?
börk by ⚒ communism? April 13, 2020
Aka the BORK squad representing in the philadelphia suburbs.
This joke needs to BORK! the uck up
BORK! by uckdat August 22, 2011
Börk is not a fucking word why are you even reading this you sick fuck

Goddamit kill me

Dont actually i will haunt you ;)
BÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖRK BÖRK!!!!!
Börk by Swedenball vodka April 23, 2019

Bork, bork, bork! 

A language modeled after the much beloved Muppets Sweedish chef who would often say "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! usually puts emphasis on vowels and pronunces W's as V's, and O's as U's. The language is meant to resemble how a person who speaks sweedish would pronounce american words.

Bork, bork, bork! translation:
(It helps if you say it outloud)
Eh lungooege-a moodled-a effterr deh mooch behluvved-a Muppehts sveedeesh cheff ooh vood uften sey-a de "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! eh-oosuly pootss effassis on-eh de vowools oon pronunceeze W's ez V's ehnd-eh de Oo's ez Uz's. Teh lungooege eez-eh mehntt doo reezembul-a ow eh perssunn speakks sveedeesh vood-eh pronunceez-ah ahmehreekaan verrds.
"Hey! Did you figure out how to change your language on Google yet?"

"Yeah, I even set it to Bork, bork, bork!"
Bork, bork, bork! by elgoog February 12, 2010

bork guy 

A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.
“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”

“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”
bork guy by King Remy Brillo October 29, 2018