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load of bollocks

A product or what someone has done/says is total rubbish
Peter talks a load of bollocks
by Andrew Long January 18, 2004
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little bollocks

An annoying bastard of a runt. The phrase should be used for the implication of the offender having, and being, 'little bollocks'. A favourite with adults bollocking children.......especially in Ireland (apparantly).
'ah go on, shut up! you little bollocks!'

'fuck off you little bollocks!'

'go fuck yourself with your little bollocks!'

Jeff: does he have big bollocks?
Jamie: No, he has little bollocks. he's a little bollocks shite.
by Kate Douglas October 4, 2006
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Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.
What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks
by Snake June 27, 2005
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Office Bollocks

When a male is working away at his desk in a hot office and his scrotum region begins to sweat excessively which results in a repulsive odour.
"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"
by Wayne car July 11, 2015
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dogs bollocks

British slang meaning one of the following.

1) To be the best example of its kind.

2) Dog testicles.

3) An alcoholic drink that can be found somewhere in most pubs or bars in the UK.
"The new Rolls-Royce phantom is the dogs' bollocks."

"The dogs' bollocks are gone, someone castrated him"

"No-one drinks the dogs bollocks, we just stock it because we like the name."
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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soppy bollocks

Soppy bollocks: Someone who is a bit stupid
Soppy bollocks managed to get it right this time
by Dodge August 8, 2004
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