rona bod

The plump body physique acquired due to one's diet and inactivity while staying indoors for the duration of the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic. Not to be misdiagnosed as a dad bod, which one may have already been working on prior to the rona outbreak.

1) Thank God Wu Flu season is over, but now I seriously gotta start working out this rona bod.
2) Oh, guess whose rona bod I saw on my grocery store run the other day, muffin top and all.

by doctordom April 22, 2020

Soft Office Bod

Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it.

Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?

or

Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"

Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."

by thelittlecupcake May 20, 2010

Step dad bod

What mom treats herself to after being with dad bod. Step dad bod was once very athletic and fit in his youth but he didn't quite let time and beer ruin his body completely. He probably still works out or has an intense manual labor job such as plumbing, construction, carpentry, logging, landscaping and more

"After divorcing Timmy's dad, I found another man, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has a step dad bod"

by spoonman89 September 28, 2017

Mom bod

A mother who has birthed a child or raising a child. Who has earned a new beautiful body by giving birth and is now a different type of sexy. She has Tiger stripes and a little extra weight to symbolise motherhood. Mom bods are the new sexy.

Check out that sexy mom bod!

by Truthhurtsbaby91 August 20, 2021

Odd Bod

Odd Bod is a wierd person, not in any sexual way, but just the way he/she does or says.

Hey look, some Odd Bod just parked on the pavement!

by Sim188 March 9, 2009

ghandi bod

the opposite of a dad bod. when you're naturally extremely skinny, to the point where your bones are visible through your skin, and you have no muscle built on you.
not to be confused with anorexic or starving bods.

"Man dude, I've gotta drink more milk than ever, this ghandi bod is the worst."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 5, 2018

Dad Bod

The type of physique a man "earns" when the increasing pressures of work life, married life, and especially fatherhood no longer allow him the time or drive to maintain a hard, toned figure. As a result, what was once a sculpted, chiseled frame degresses into a soft, flabby heaping pile of I Don't Give A Shit Anymore.

Rick used to be jacked when he played football in college. Now he has a wife, three kids, and a demanding job, so he rocks the Dad Bod

by Mvpcm09 October 14, 2016