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urban dick blocked

When your potential Urban Dictionary defs are REJECTED!
"Oh my God! WHY, WHY did this happen to ME? I've been Urban Dick Blocked! I'm gonna kill myself."

cock-blocked

Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.
At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.
cock-blocked by Man Law7 February 14, 2007

cracker blocked 

When a white supervisor constantly corrects an African American employee's language.
My boss cracker blocked me when I axed a customer what product they be usin'.

clock-blocked 

When a coworker or other issue stops you from leaving work on time. Compareable to cock-block.
I had plenty to do tonight, but I got clock-blocked at the copy machine and left later than a motha-fucka, son-bitch.
clock-blocked by bizzk October 17, 2008

D-blocked 

Comes from Y.O. Yonkers home of the brave...
D-Block is a rap group consisting of Jadakiss, Sheek Louch, Styles P(The Lox) and J-Hood...but it was turned into a word which means To Get Robbed or somethng taken away from you
Yo son u juss got ur shit D-Blocked.

yo he D-Blocked ya jacket
D-blocked by KaSa STaTuS February 5, 2005

Clock Blocked 

When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.
Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."

Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'
Clock Blocked by What About Bob January 22, 2013