Plutonium Blast Rifle

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.

Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!

by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008

Blabtard

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot doing the absolute stupidest things when they know they're wrong.

Nathan what the hell! You're such a blabtard!

by JVATYT February 7, 2022

Blabtard

Someone who never stops talking about the stupidest shit. Somebody that you wish you could just knock some sense into and tell them to stop being a dumbass.

Nathan, you're such a blabtard.

by JVATYT February 7, 2022

rectal blast

When one male drives his finger(s) into another males anal cavity while ascending the staircase in high school. The element of surprise is essential. In many cases penetration may not take place, but it is certainly preffered. Variations include the corkscrew, tsunami, and infamous shocker. Look out for definite retribution.

I was heading to fourth period English, when Greg suddenly rectal blasted me from behind

by dano mo fo March 29, 2008

jefferson blast

A Jefferson Blast is when you holler out the sounds HE-HE, HEE, Jikjamona!, Jahmone, or Jikjahbnah! This is derived from South Park's The Jeffersons in which they do a parody of Michael Jackson.

Bob- Have you been up my wishing tree...
john-wait for it...
Bob-JIKJAMONA!!!
john- that was a big jefferson blast

by poopy butt December 6, 2015

Warrior Blast

When your cum shoots past your nipple.

“I hit a warrior blast last night!”

by papa papi October 1, 2018

baja blast

A Mountain Dew drink available, strangely enough, only at taco bell and tastes like a mixture of the short lived soda Pepsi Blue, regular Mountain Dew, ecstasy, Sweet Tarts, and Surge. Has a bluish-green tint.

baja blast is a tropical lemon lime storm.

by crackstar June 16, 2007