BJ for the DJ

Simply the greatest marketing idea of all time. When a resident barfly skankopotamus wants to hear her favorite song played on the dance floor, the DJ tells her to get in the DJ booth and give his manjunk a mouthhug, and that will help move her song to the top of his playlist. Invented by a Shawano DJ back in '94.

Skank: Dammit, I want to hear my song.
DJ: Then get in here and give me a 'BJ for the DJ'.
Skank: No problem. UR awesome!
DJ: Yeah, I already know that

by DJ_Scotty2Hotty January 31, 2011

BJ Hero

Blow Job Hero; a heroic mouthpiece'd person who performs a bj in such a manner that it feels like any problem in life, just doesn't matter anymore.

1.
Boyfriend: Baby, I had such a bad day at work today, will you be my bj hero tonight?

Girlfriend: haha, okay!

2.
Single man strolling up to a party with "Will you be my Bj Hero?" on his t-shirt

by straight outta the boot January 07, 2010

Hanging BJ

holding on to handlebars above your head (preferably hanging up high enough where the girl can stand up) while receiving felatio. It is best to have the handlebars at a height where she is EITHER standing or kneeling. If the height is wrong then the girl will have to uncomfortably crouch and in turn depreciate the value and time of the said "Head".

I reluctantly received a Hanging BJ after a long day of tennis.

by Bill Lawsonn August 07, 2010

bj sandwich

Two sluts sucking the same cock together

Those two girls just gave me a bj sandwich

by sm00shie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ October 22, 2015

bubble bj

It is short for 'bubble butt jizz' and this is what you get when you orgasm from anal sex

I just got a bubble bj

by bubblebjer June 28, 2011

BJ Blue

When your getting a blowjob and she sucks it so hard that it stops the blood circulation to your penis and turns it blue

Dylan: Hey did Tim give you the succ last night
Cameron: Ya he gave me a BJ Blue

by Cumren MacBook November 29, 2016

Screaming BJ

When a woman, slowly makes her way to her knees to give you oral pleasure, opens her eyes and mouth as wide as possible and screams like a god damn banshee. The only way to silence this beast is penis tonsils.

Tis dangerous to receive a screaming BJ from that foul creature, she may pop your sack whilst doing so.

by fartcheese Mcspoonass March 09, 2010