batch

cannabis and tobacco ground up together

hey fucking rat, make us a batch so we can blaze

by blitter February 4, 2009

chop a batch

to chop up cronic and tabacco in a mole cup with some sweet scissors.

lets chop a batch, thats all i do all day, every day, chop batch's!!

by Mc Ope June 19, 2008

bitchy friend

one of those friends of yours that when around you they act like ya'll are best friends. when not around you they ignore you, one word you, talk shit, don't give a fuck about the friendship, but still call you their best friend.

godddd she is such a bitchy friend to her, why do they even still call each other friends.

by woahdog August 19, 2009

Whip up a Batch

A guy masturbating quickly.

I caught him whipping up a batch to internet nudies.

by November May 20, 2005

gnar batch

something so gnarly that it is infact a whole batch of gnar.

abbr: 'gnarbs'

"hey jimmy, i just buttfucked your mom and the dog liked my balls."

'dude, gnar batch.'

by steve turbs October 11, 2004

batched

verb: vomited

After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched!

by Jangaard May 6, 2010

Batch Monkey

(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...

Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.

-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"

--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"

--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"

--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"

by ALKAIZER June 25, 2009