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B.F.C.D.

Big Fat Cock Deficiency
When a woman is more irritable than normal and is displaying symptoms of cuntiness, argumentation and/or general disagreeability. BFCD is similar to scurvy, except the remedy vitamin D, not C.
Woman: (basically anything)

Man: Bitch, you have a serious case of B F.C.D. We need to sort this out right now.

At this point the woman is promptly vent over and cure of her affliction.
B.F.C.D. Big Fat Cock Deficiency
by Beezus Fafoon February 15, 2021
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B.F.H.

An acronym meaning Big fu***** hammer. Origin unknown. However it's common among auto mechanics, Auto body repair, construction, etc.
Chad! Go get a B.F.H. I need to hit this front strut /shock into place.
by Cowboy W. Educated June 24, 2021
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The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.

This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.

I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."

Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."

Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020
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A.B.F.R.Y.

A.B.F.R.Y., refers to a young, sexually active female. One that has not had a head poping orgasm, anal sex, or realized that 'she' could possibly have the sexual power. One that, 'Ain't Been Fucked Right Yet!"
"She is sweet, but that look on she face tells me she, A.B.F.R.Y.
by HVAC MAN January 13, 2010
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t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.
by That_Dysphoric_Bitch March 31, 2020
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the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school
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by FortnitePro2001 March 17, 2022
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