Auto Spluge

When a girl is so hot you cum in your pants without any physical sexual stimulation.

"Man, that girl was so hot she made me auto spluge"

by trombonerguy December 9, 2013

Auto-Bestie

Automatic Best Friend.

When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.

Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.

by prissorsxrawks December 9, 2008

Auto-correct

The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.

Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct

by TheCandyDirectioner December 2, 2015

auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Auto-Vibe

When you auto vibe with someone, you automatically get along with them, as if you’ve known them for longer than you really have.

“Hey do you know Mimi?”
“Yeah! We auto-vibed when we first met.”

by isamniia February 28, 2020

auto-mourn

The automatic, often insincere, 'mourning' on the Internet which begins immediately after a celebrity, politician or other noteworthy person expires or is diagnosed with a serious medical condition.

Learning of John McCain's diagnosis of brain cancer, people on Face book went into the auto-mourn mode.

by Captain Negative July 20, 2017

Auto Bands

American rapper.

Automatically touching (racks) thousands of dollars.

Coming to the stage...Auto Bands!

by Linkupinc June 26, 2020