Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.
Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."
Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."
Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."
by rufusclay November 09, 2013
When you auto vibe with someone, you automatically get along with them, as if you’ve known them for longer than you really have.
by isamniia February 29, 2020
When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.
I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...
by BobboFairbro November 03, 2011
by trombonerguy December 10, 2013
Automatic Best Friend.
When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
by prissorsxrawks November 20, 2008
Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct
by TheCandyDirectioner October 12, 2015
by Linkupinc June 27, 2020