Aunt Jemima

A man puts Maple Syrup on his wang and the woman licks it off.

How bout an Aunt Jemima honey?

by PancakeMaster April 28, 2013

aunt jemima

An ounce of Whiskey (jim beam) and an ounce of Aunt Jemima pancake syrup. Nicely fills a tall 2oz shot glass. Stir well. Do shot. Do not chase.

Bill Diesel and Foley just did Aunt Jemimas!

by Bill Diesel, Foley, Nick April 8, 2005

Aunt Jemima

A cover name for the talk show tv host named Oprah.

Hey, you watch 'em Aunt Jemima showz?
Nah, too daft...

by destouches January 10, 2005

Aunt Tomala

Female version of Uncle Tom

She pretends to be a good friend, but don't tell Aunt Tomala anything you don't want the boss to find out about.

by Kendra Dommer April 11, 2008

Aunt Jamima

When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.

"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."

by Jordan January 4, 2004

Aunt Jemima

A term used for reserveing front seat status in a vehicle. Counter to rosa parks which outranks shot gun and various other forms of front seat reservation.

John called shot gun but I threw out a Aunt Jemima to counter it.

by Joshua Muller , Joe Laucht, Justin Reeder July 19, 2006

aunt condi

The female version of Uncle Tom, a sell out to her race, a black woman who will say or do anything to be in good standing with the (white) "Man", at the expense of denying her own culture. A poser, a tampoon. Think Condi Rice

That Condi Rice will support anything that George Bush does. She is an Aunt Condi.

by pghkm September 22, 2008