Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.
by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025
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Astronaut pussy

Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?

Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
by Bigbirddebelen August 9, 2024
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This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
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Astronaut Surprise

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!
by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021
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A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.
Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.
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reverse astronaut cowboy

when to people are advance the go to space just to do reverse cowgirl, but its 2022 so we call it reverse cowboys cause we do it better.

see glex, twitch glexplays
chxxryblxxsm: Glex what position do you wanna do tonight I’m thinking reverse cowgirl what about you
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy
by misshap. September 12, 2022
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ive saw in my dreams but i couldnt taste it inside dream, its all because i didnt taste irl, and i have no memory of tasting it thats why
by imakeweirddefinitions February 23, 2023
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