Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....
by Shirtless Peja March 08, 2014
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astronaut rainbow

A symbolic image/icon usually identifies a homosexual man that keeps his sexuality to himself and other straight men he has intercourse with.
the man across the room flashes his Astronaut rainbow tattoo at me. He wanted some fun
by Yeah boo. Yeah January 11, 2018
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astronaut icecream sandwich

ive saw in my dreams but i couldnt taste it inside dream, its all because i didnt taste irl, and i have no memory of tasting it thats why
i want astronaut icecream sandwich
by imakeweirddefinitions February 24, 2023
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astronaut style

When you fuck your girl in a weightless state, typically in a pool or Zero G plane.
You: let’s fuck underwater
You’re fictional girl: oh hell yea been waiting for this day for eternity, finally we can try astronaut style
by Dizzycord March 09, 2022
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Astronaut head

Possessing an extremely large cranium.
Kendra Wilkinson: The skydiving helmet wouldn't fit since I have astronaut head
by biza0re July 13, 2009
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reverse astronaut cowboy

when to people are advance the go to space just to do reverse cowgirl, but its 2022 so we call it reverse cowboys cause we do it better.

see glex, twitch glexplays
chxxryblxxsm: Glex what position do you wanna do tonight I’m thinking reverse cowgirl what about you
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy
by misshap. September 13, 2022
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