A mushy hemisphere deep towards the south of your body usually bisected into two perfect halves by an equatorial meridian. International Rape Line divides it into two separate times zones according to which inlet & outlet of substances in regulated.
Judy: whats the time jennet?
Jennet: well the watch says 7 o'clock but I'd rather follow my own time zone, the Ass I mean, according to which its still 20 minutes to 7.
Jennet: well the watch says 7 o'clock but I'd rather follow my own time zone, the Ass I mean, according to which its still 20 minutes to 7.
by JohnConstantine_Enigma March 18, 2014
Get the Assmug. 
by DaBESTPERSON October 16, 2013
Get the Assmug. 1. Wow, that girl has some beautiful ass there
2. He was such an ass to me
3. My ass is so stubborn it won't carry my bags
2. He was such an ass to me
3. My ass is so stubborn it won't carry my bags
by Lgl4life June 6, 2014
Get the Assmug. A Liberal
"The Democratic Party Symbol is the Ass"
"Republicans kicked Ass in the 2010 congressional elections"
"Obama is a real Ass"
"I drove through Detroit, and as soon as I entered the city limits some ass decided to cut me off"
"I got lost and wound up in Detroit where some Ass pulled a knife on me... As soon as I flashed my revolver he took off running. Thank god for the 2nd amendment or I would be dead"
"Republicans kicked Ass in the 2010 congressional elections"
"Obama is a real Ass"
"I drove through Detroit, and as soon as I entered the city limits some ass decided to cut me off"
"I got lost and wound up in Detroit where some Ass pulled a knife on me... As soon as I flashed my revolver he took off running. Thank god for the 2nd amendment or I would be dead"
by PatrioticAmerican November 14, 2011
Get the Assmug. someone who unreasonably makes fun of others. They start problems and are not very nice. They tend to be self-centred and never really realize how much of an ass they are. All they do is critisize the things others do wrong and doesnt try to fix themselvs
Ass: "Bobby, your such a loser, why are you trying to help others with their work, don't act like a tool"
Bobby: "your such an ass, just dont ask me to help u next time. Why dont u look at yourself before you think everybody else i a hater. You think others always critisize too much"
Bobby: "your such an ass, just dont ask me to help u next time. Why dont u look at yourself before you think everybody else i a hater. You think others always critisize too much"
by inrialiti March 6, 2011
Get the Assmug.