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Asia Kong is an unfortunately shaped woman who appeared in the 1995 PCFX game "Zen-Nippon Joshi Pro Wrestling: Queen of Queens."

The nickname originated from an episode of 1UP.com's "Broken Pixels" show.

When Asia Kong was born, they tried to kill her, but it was documented that nothing CAN kill Asia Kong. Not conventional weapons, at least.
Asia Kong had a lot of practice eating children and taking hormones.
asia kong by JohnnyDopefish May 5, 2009
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Asia Argento

Singlehandedly THE MOST beautiful, hottest, sexiest awesomest woman in the history of the entire universe. Fuck Megan Fox.

An Italian actress, sometimes-director, sometimes-writer, but generally awesome. Daughter of horrror master DARIO-FUCKING-ARGENTO, she's been in movies like Scarlet Diva, Land of the Dead, B. Monkey, xXx, she's also WAY more than what meets the eye. She's an extremely deep and intelligent person, more than what you might think.
Asia Argento is the hottest woman in the world. Fuck Tila Tequila.

asia vous 

The feeling you get when at an award ceremony the same few asians are getting all of the awards.
Wow, Seoung Hou and David Fu are getting all the awards tonight. Talk about asia vous.
asia vous by Trice June 20, 2007

asia alfasi

killer machine. runs every big city. l.a., san fran, chigaco, you name it.

has killed over 4000 people personally. traffics 60,000 pounds of cocaine anually.

big fan of 12 gauge shotguns. will not hestitate to blow your head of if you so much as look at her the wrong way.

dangerous convict, criminal mastermind and taker of lives.
asia alfasi once killed 8 people in 2.3 seconds. needless to say, it was not a pretty sight.

asia flood 

asia flood by Asia D April 25, 2006

Asia forehead 

Having the biggest forehead in the world no cap

Asia Cup 

the AFC Asia Cup
the most important international competition in football (soccer), which is held every four years in a different country in Asia and is organized by the Asia Football Confederation (AFC), one of the Federation Internationale de Football Association (FIFA)'s six confederations.
1) Japan has been the reigning Asia champion since 2000.

2) Last summer, Aug. 7th, 2004, the Japan national football team was surrounded by hundreds of anti-Japanese Chinese supporters after the final of the AFC Asia Cup in Beijing. They threw stones and bottles at the team, and burnt the Japanese national flags. In every match, the Japanese national anthem was drowned out by boos, and Japanese supporters were thrown PET bottles and garbage by anti-Japanese Chinese supporters. Chinese xenophobia raises serious doubts about Beijing's ability to host the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.
Asia Cup by Adamo-chan September 6, 2005