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ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
by Canned Duck December 22, 2003
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ashton

An Ashton isnt the brightest of people but is loved by everyone. She loves skittles loads. She loverly, gorgeous and beautiful. Her hair is amazing and her eyes are as bright as the stars. She not easy to get along with but shes very excepting and good at keeping secrets. Shes dependable and caring and loves to be cuddled. Althought she isnt the brightest cookie in the toolshed but she is very cute and loving.
She is very good to talk to and will always make you feel better.
Dude, i want ashton to be my bestfriend!

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by unknown1231231231231234 November 13, 2011
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All Ashton’s have the N-word pass
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Ashdon

Ashdon is a beautiful girl. She gets all the guys. She usually has big boobs. LOL. She has a lot of friends. She has one of the best sense of humors ever. HAHA. She loves long lasting relationships. She has dated a lot of guys but she is most definitely NOT a slut. She can be really emotional but it depends on what you do to her. She is a great friend.
Woah that girls exactly like ashdon !
by fullofducks201 May 21, 2011
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Ashton

Amazing guy. One of the best people to know and care about. Loves skittles and sports. Is very athletic and attractive. Loving and passionate
Ashton is the best man ever
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Ashton Kutcher

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
by Pnizzle126 February 11, 2012
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