Alissa

an absolute unit

pure 100pounds of pussy and muscle

absolute fucking thundercunt master
person one: omg have you seen alissa? she’s so fit

person two: heard she thundercunted her 3 month old cousin

person one: that’s fucking crazy

person two: i’d still smash her tho
by thundercuntkitty365 December 14, 2023
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Alissa is a definition of a cat she will love something and stick to it forever but when she hates something she's a fucking demon she will dig into your soul and let it bleed out till there is no blood anymore.

pros: acts like a mother, caring, sweet when she wants to be, gives out good advice, brings out happiness and will love you ( this is if your on her good sides... )

cons: very judgy, is very honest, can't say no when and if in a bad situation

Alissa is a god at chin-ups and has big muscles
I need an Alissa in my life
by your one and only choz June 06, 2023
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The only person who uses miffed off in a sentence
Alissa said she’s miffed off.
by ChzBerger December 20, 2021
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Alissa

Literally the definition of “cocky”. Not humble. Thinks she is always right when she’s not. But that part is kinda cute.
Tammy is so alissa, I wish she’d chill out and humble herself
by Carl2017 June 28, 2018
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Alissa’s tend to like anal play
Alissa
by BeardedLadyy September 28, 2021
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Alissa Rhoads

🗑 trash, that's it.

A pile of rank, homewrecking, trash.
"Hey, you know that girl Alissa Rhoads who trys to sleep with everyones husband?"

"Yeah, shes trash"
by BUttStUff332 March 16, 2020
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Code Alissa

When you crash your car so badly, it won't move
The car is fucked, I just had a code Alissa...
by Zero Comment October 06, 2021
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