Pakistan Alarm Clock

A Bomb Hidden In a Clock mainly done by the PLR.

I have a new Pakistan Alarm Clock!
No Don't make it go-!

by Albama man April 12, 2020

Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

dick alarm clock

You know the dick alarm clock has gone off when your sexy ass boyfriend wakes you up from a dead sleep with an erect and rather large penis.

My boyfriend woke me up this morning with the dick alarm clock. I love morning sex. It's gonna be a GOOD day!!

by Peanut76 January 5, 2014

roman alarm clock

when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.

"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"

by nonono November 29, 2007

prod alarm clock

The use of morning wood to wake your loving partner.

Good morning dear, I think I hear the prod alarm clock going off.

by sidelock2 January 25, 2008

wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

Chinese Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea after eating bad chinese food.

Boss: "Why are you late?"

Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."

by CAC123 September 20, 2013