The temporary increase in self importance that individuals assign to themselves while waiting at airports.
Future passengers suffering from the airport effect often portray more serious facial expressions, increase their cell phone speaking volume if discussing business matters, and perform fake work on their laptop near heavily populated areas.
Future passengers suffering from the airport effect often portray more serious facial expressions, increase their cell phone speaking volume if discussing business matters, and perform fake work on their laptop near heavily populated areas.
James and Preston sit at the Chilis bar near gate 17:
James: "Preston, please excuse me for a moment. I'm going to get my shoes shined in the elevated wooden chair while I read the journal"
Preston: "James are you alright? You seem to be coming down with the airport effect..."
James: "Preston, please excuse me for a moment. I'm going to get my shoes shined in the elevated wooden chair while I read the journal"
Preston: "James are you alright? You seem to be coming down with the airport effect..."
by Business Select March 22, 2012
Get the The Airport Effect mug.when a girl decides that she is not going to swallow when you pull out of her mouth to blow your load you shoot it up in mid air next to her face then while it is still airborne you in one motion slap the cum flying through the air and her face.
"dude... i totally airborne cum slapped your mom cause she wouldnt swallow my load. it was hard to do but i caught all my cum in mid air and slapped that bitch so hard across the face."
"but dude my mom swallows..."
"she didnt for me this time so i gave her an airborne cum slap"
"but dude my mom swallows..."
"she didnt for me this time so i gave her an airborne cum slap"
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by PhunkyMonk April 17, 2009
Get the airborne toxic event mug.A woman in the aviation industry who is moderately attractive, but far from hot. Her attractiveness is often exaggerated since 85% of the people in aviation are males and there are few attractive women to compare her to.
"Airport hot" women often have inflated egos due to the undeserved attention they receive from being around so many single men. When compared to attractive women outside of the aviation industry, their looks usually pale in comparison.
"Airport hot" women often have inflated egos due to the undeserved attention they receive from being around so many single men. When compared to attractive women outside of the aviation industry, their looks usually pale in comparison.
That girl over there is airport hot. If you saw her in a club next to other women, you wouldn't even look twice.
by Bill H May 5, 2008
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Get the Airborne mug.When a person is waiting in the airport to take a flight, and they begin to show more affection to their friends and loved ones.
Geena wrote her friend she misses him. She usually doesn't say that, but she was in the airport and she has airport syndrome.
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Get the airport syndrome mug.You got that piece of junk for $50? That's so airport quality.
Did you see Stacie? She bought some airport quality shades and they look horrendous.
Did you see Stacie? She bought some airport quality shades and they look horrendous.
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