afternoon guru

A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.

"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."

by ExtraSweetLu November 08, 2019

Afternoon break

The act of wacking off at work

Where's Frank? Taking his afternoon break.

by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020

Early afternoon

The early hours the sun is in mid-sky, so from about 11am-1pm.

Wow, I can't belive it's so hot already and it's only early afternoon.

by TheW3 September 13, 2020

Afternoon Playtime

The same thing as afternoon wood. An erection that occurs when waking up after the noontime hour.

It's 1 o'clock baby. Time for some afternoon playtime!

by ShineThatLight December 16, 2010

golden afternoon

When you wake up late in the evening to someone urinating on or around you.

Sarah woke up to a golden afternoon after Tom urinated on her leg

by Depressed kitten October 22, 2022

Afternoon Nigga

A person who wakes up in the afternoon everyday. He does not have any real job

Ahhh Mikal Andre Duna Skår is such a afternoon nigga

by Afternoon nigga master January 29, 2024

Afternoon Tea

When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole

damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea

by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 26, 2022