amish affair

unmarital sex to a farm animal, while married to a woman.

Jacob; "Zeke can't take his road test today, he had an amish affair."
Abraham; "What does that have to do with his road test?"
Jacob; "The horse is far too tired to try pulling a buggy now."

by eich bein loppich June 21, 2006

emotional affair

A pop psychology term which instills a sense of impropriety when describing Platonic and courtly love (and other forms of intimate non-sexual association). Since the relationships it defines are by definition chaste, its use is misleading and is often used manipulatively.

You call it coffee with a college professor, I call it an emotional affair.

by maximo hudson January 24, 2009

Affan

Affan - a pussy destroyer

Woah! Look at that Affan

by blazeVII November 6, 2021

acefaced

To be so totally wasted that you end the night by sitting ass naked on a toilet, after stumbling around naked because you couldn't dress yourself when you got out of a shower that you only had to take because you got thrown up on.

Yo, can someone open the bathroom door and check on him He's fuckin' acefaced.

by Itwasmyapartmentman December 7, 2009

Affalsement

An affirmatively false statement which, if it has to be said, probably isn't true. It is a lie but also beyond a lie because, by saying it, you are drawing attention to exactly what you are trying to say is true but in reality, is exactly the opposite.

"I don't regret marrying my husband," she said, an obvious affalsement.

or

"I love all my children equally" is an affalsement middle children often hear.

by edwagner November 12, 2010

affany

sometimes crazy but horny too. a very hyper and energetic person who can run around all day naked. extremely gay. hella sexy body. guys love her but too bad she’s gay

look at her! that ass though, she must be an affany!

by fafafafuckinghell May 15, 2018

affeasing

1: The act of teasing someone in an affectionate way.

2: Having a fondness and closeness enough with someone that you are able to tease them.

Tayler couldn't understand why Scott was teasing her until she figured out that he was actually affeasing her.

by skunkmunkee November 17, 2021