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adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.
I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.
by B00zey April 15, 2023
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poor man's adderall

some tree (preferably sativa) briskly followed by a cup of coffee. the high gets refined by the coffee and makes a good ass productive time

also known as breakfast
Sunday recap: woke up, had myself a poor man's adderall, and got all my shit done.
by corn 132 April 30, 2020
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Addeana

A loving, caring human that typically cares for others. But sometimes forgets others feelings. But for the most part a well outgoing human. Addeana is a person that likes to be center of attention, and if not can usually find a way to be. If you know an Addeana or are related to one you may have an interesting friend or family member that surprises you with the unexpected. Knowing one of these people could be a good or bad thing.
She is Addeana she is unpredictable.
by 1human August 26, 2010
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addermouth

A person who has nothing good to say about almost anything or anyone, and who usually manages to say it in such a vicious or extremely sarcastic way that those people who are listening always want to make immediate excuses to leave and be somewhere else
"She is a right addermouth that one - probably been like it since birth"
by mimbijones April 4, 2015
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Addereyes

The leader of the mysterious cat amino. Some say this person has been leader for one thousand thousand years. But nobody really knows. Are they an adder? Are they eyes? Who can tell. All that is known is they lead the thousands of murder cat fans of the amino and likes to play genshin and can carry.
by Team Amino v3 November 3, 2021
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Addractive

"Addractive" According to Hwang Yeji, is when something or someone is so addictive and attractive.
Damn, She is so Addractive
by Moony.loony February 8, 2022
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chuff adder

A balding, overweight homosexual man. Usually in denial of his homosexuallity.
Go and sew another dress you chuff adder!
by St. John October 2, 2007
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