absolutelew

a drunkin' absolutely.
can be spelled absolutelou or any way you want because you're a drunkin' bish!

buffy- "muffy did you make out with fluffy at uffyanda's birthday party?"

muffy- "absolutelew!"

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

absolute zero

the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum.

We would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees F)

by ayoforkayo January 29, 2009

Absolutely Flabulous

1) An insult towards an overweight person, taken from BBC sitcom The Office where main character David Brent mentions the term amongst insults shouted at him in the street. A play on words towards another BBC sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous'.

2) A backhanded compliment.

"OI! Absolutely Flabulous!"

"What do you think?"
"Absolutely flabulous mate"

by Bobby Gigi April 19, 2008

absolutely fucking ridiculous

beyond ridiculous. Unimaginable. Extremely stupid. Usually refers to unrealistic expectations.

A job application asking for 5 professional letters of reference in a first round of applications is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

by Janjann November 2, 2013

You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022

absolute dog

One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.

Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game

by Kylotastic May 14, 2021

Absolute Unit

Mo Ran’s monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful cultivator *cough* Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.

2haists: ABSOLUTE UNIT, TRULY AWE-INSPIRING!!!
Chu Wanning: Shameless!

by meatbunmarryme April 17, 2021