by Gunt Slammer June 22, 2011

by Joseph Block March 27, 2007

by Iam Keith Stone September 9, 2010

Axe Cop is a comic series by Malachai and Ethan Nicolle (5 and 29) featuring a cop with an Axe and his sidekick, Dinosaur Soldier. Axe Cop will chop your head off. He makes Chuck Norris look like Barney Fife
by scratchmaster101 April 28, 2011

An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.
If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.
I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!
I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!
by beknighted March 20, 2014

The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.
by the lumber jacker baby March 20, 2006

by Light Joker April 2, 2004
