thick as pigs shit

Peter Andre and Joey Essex

Peter Andre is as thick as pigs shit

by banana22010 December 26, 2013

boring as bat shit

Crap teenage saying, used also by older bogans who think they're still young and cool. Just a term added on to a self explanatory insult for 'effect'.

That girl is dumb as batshit. She is boring as bat shit.

by Shoopittyboo May 23, 2016

Shit as fuck

Launceston college is a massive shit hole all the teachers care about is the money they are not interested in us students, when you report something to the teachers the don’t do anything. So fuck you launceston collage 🖕🖕🖕

This school is Shit as fuck

by Bigdickgiles100000 January 4, 2020

end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit

by carnono March 20, 2021

rare as rocking horse shit

To never exist. Very rare. Not easily obtainable

That's as rare as rocking horse shit.

by teddyc June 23, 2008

busy as cats covering shit

busy as cats covering shit--multitasking and any acitivity performed in a reckless and haphazardly fashion

We don't have time to admit another patient,we're busier than cats covering shit here in the I.C.U.

by rita finn January 26, 2004

slow as a hard shit

Slower than shit.

A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.

As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.

Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?

Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!

Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?

Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.

Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::

by GuermoT December 26, 2009